Some Knowledge Base humour

Most often, I go to Microsoft's Knowledge Base to find solutions to common problems, but that doesn't mean you can't find more humouristic articles there as well. Here are some of the funniest:

Network Adapter Does Not Work if Unplugged:
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=228001

Sometimes Barney Starts Playing Peekaboo on His Own:
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=172653

PowerPoint Centimeters Different from Actual Centimeters:
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=189826

Office Assistant Makes Sudden Loud Noise:
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=269916

Program Unexpectedly Quits After You Click "Register Later" 50 Times:
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=243317

Solar System Needs More Memory to Run:
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=143366

Access Violation When Sending One Million Faxes on VFSP Device:
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=227925

Computer Randomly Plays Classical Music:
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=261186

Happy hacking!